crucio2you:

Confession time…

As much as most of you won’t believe me when I say this I am an enthusiastic lover of music. Not just wizard rock, but real music. The kind that makes you cry and then the key change hits and you could literally die at that moment a very happy person. 

This is that sort of music. REAL music swimming with passion. I just can’t. I become an emotional sucker when I hear this sort of thing. 

Sincerely,

~Bellatrix Lestrange

P.S. For those of you wondering what happened to me, I’m fine and very much alive. I’m a death eater people, I get busy from time to time. <-any “that’s what she said” jokes will result in extreme pain and misery. 

P.S.S. Stop implying that Molly Weasley had something to do with my disappearance. What the hell is that all about? 

Bella,

You still play the violin, do you not? 

Sincerely,

The Dark Lord

Newest Members to the Death Eaters

I would like to personally congratulate all of my new followers. I will be watching you carefully before determing who among the list will receive the dark mark. 

I’d like to extend a special thank you to my faithful follower Bellatrix Lestrange (Crucio2you) for all of her hard work recruiting my newest members. 

Sincerely yours,

Lord Voldemort 

The last list is getting far too long to edit any longer. With that being said I would like to extend a special welcome to the following purebloods:

witchcraft95

mundanebehavior 

iminlovewithtomfelton

mindifislytherin01

Yellowbrickr0ad

Ink-made-of-blood

Huffletrix

Wickedwicca

Sincerely, 

~Bellatrix Lestrange

crucio2you:

I AM the greatest self-proclaimed potions master in the history of magic…
“Why?” you may ask. Because I have just created a butterbeer frappaccino downstairs in my own (Cissy’s) home. 
WOO!
Nothing like a little caffeine and sugar combined to make muggle torturing a WAY more satisfying experience. 
Sincerely, 
~Bellatrix Lestrange 


Dearest Bella,
   The last thing you need is caffeine. I&#8217;m still refurnishing the study because of your last little episode with Starbucks coffee. I won&#8217;t be the big bad master and so no is no but I am suggesting it. Please take the hint.
Sincerely,
Lord Voldemort
P.S. Where&#8217;s mine you selfish bitch? o.o  

crucio2you:

I AM the greatest self-proclaimed potions master in the history of magic…

“Why?” you may ask. Because I have just created a butterbeer frappaccino downstairs in my own (Cissy’s) home. 

WOO!

Nothing like a little caffeine and sugar combined to make muggle torturing a WAY more satisfying experience. 

Sincerely, 

~Bellatrix Lestrange 

Dearest Bella,

   The last thing you need is caffeine. I’m still refurnishing the study because of your last little episode with Starbucks coffee. I won’t be the big bad master and so no is no but I am suggesting it. Please take the hint.

Sincerely,

Lord Voldemort

P.S. Where’s mine you selfish bitch? o.o  

Dear Bellatrix,

Sincerely, 

~Lord Voldemort <3

What the hell is this?!
I&#8217;d like to do my grocery shopping without Edward playing Peek-a-boo with me from some chick&#8217;s back!
#disgusted
Sincerely,
-Tom

What the hell is this?!

I’d like to do my grocery shopping without Edward playing Peek-a-boo with me from some chick’s back!

#disgusted

Sincerely,

-Tom

Dear Nagini,
Look after my soul, I&#8217;ve left it with you.
Sincerely,
-Tom Riddle.
I don&#8217;t know. I just wouldn&#8217;t want that tattooed to my body. It&#8217;s not NORMAL! 

Dear Nagini,

Look after my soul, I’ve left it with you.

Sincerely,

-Tom Riddle.

I don’t know. I just wouldn’t want that tattooed to my body. It’s not NORMAL! 

Oh my God! They killed Wormy!

I decided to dress up as a vampire. It just didn&#8217;t suit me.
I still think I look better than Sparkly Cedric though

I decided to dress up as a vampire. It just didn’t suit me.

I still think I look better than Sparkly Cedric though

I&#8217;d rather be an orphan Thanks.
How could anyone condone this?
-Tom Riddle

I’d rather be an orphan Thanks.

How could anyone condone this?

-Tom Riddle

Get it straight! 

Get it straight!